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Rapiit


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Pit Bull for Sell

- Peter - Thursday, March 30th, 2006 : goo

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Another odd sign from street in , , also with bad spelling...

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Catherine Penfold-Waxman: 30th Mar 2006 - 14:49 GMT

I wish I was structurally of quality.

jack: 30th Mar 2006 - 14:53 GMT

you would be if you had a large head, wide chest and huge bones. but being a female you would be cheaper. thank goodness for that.

Jamie: 30th Mar 2006 - 15:06 GMT

this made me laugh out loud. ifydiyjhh

Catherine Penfold-Waxman: 30th Mar 2006 - 15:21 GMT

I prefer inexpensive...
(thanks, Jack, for the laugh!)

jack: 30th Mar 2006 - 16:38 GMT

now you would think the females would be more expensive since it is they who bring forth new life into this world????

Cosmo: 28th Aug 2006 - 21:06 GMT

Oh god I'm laughing! Sounds like he's selling race cars or athletic equipment. =-D

jeeff: 28th Aug 2006 - 22:26 GMT

if you like that you should hear how cattle ranchers describe their animals:

"BIO tested on Sept. 26, 2003 the rib eye of 15.8, only 3 mm of backfat and A marbling. He stands on a frame 6.3, pushed the tape to 36.5 cm for his testicles at 12 months of age and weighed 1500 lbs. Dark hooves, pigmented lips, huge goggles, He is smooth, and deep sided."

hooovah: 14th Dec 2009 - 16:17 GMT

pitbulls.. all about poodles man

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Motorway Haiku: NYC

Look out over the FDR Parkway, Southbound; Remnants of pileup scattered, remaining. Only eighteen smashed hubcaps, metaflake red paint and burned tire-marks on the cement median there. Irridescent oil oozing into the East River, shattered shards that twinkle, safety glass.

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