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Wasp on Car Next to Door Handle


Don't you just hate it when this happens?

Wasp on Car Next to Door Handle

New Retirement Policy

- jack - Monday, October 16th, 2006 : goo

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the changing of the plaza. new condo units. this following humorous letter never happened at the plaza but it did happen at my last job.

new retirement policy.

as a result of our recent reorganization, we are going to cut down on the number of personnel.

under the new plan, older employees will go out on early retirement, thus permitting the retention of younger people who represent our future plans. therefore, a program to phase out older personnel by the end of the current fiscal year, via early retirement, will be placed into effect immediately.

this program shall be know as "RAPE" (retire aged personnel early). employees who are RAPED will be given the opportunity to seek other jobs within the system, provided that while they are being RAPED, they request a review of their employment records before the actual retirement takes place.

this phase of the operation is called "SCREW" (survey of capabilities of retired early workers).

all employees who have been RAPED or SCREWED may also apply for a trial review. this will be called "SHAFT" (study by higher authority following termination).

this program policy dictates that employees may only be RAPED once and SCREWED twice, but you may get the SHAFT as many times as the Company deems necessary.

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zagg: 17th Oct 2006 - 03:09 GMT

You only wanted to include part of the net meme? www.theparticle.com/fun/fun.php?topic=corporate&id=529

For a minute I thought I was reading the crappy forwards that land in my inbox and not Citynoise.

colavitos ghost: 17th Oct 2006 - 04:08 GMT

this is inappropriate

jack: 17th Oct 2006 - 12:13 GMT

colavito, its a joke. this was written back in the 60's and it came out of an old printing company, the sorg in manhattan off the east river drive just south of the south street seaport. but almost the same thing happened in the company i worked for some time ago. its not personal, its business.

ghost of grandin: 1st Nov 2006 - 20:25 GMT

not trying to be rude, but you should consider getting out of your car before you take photos, i've seen it in a lot of your pictures and my feeling at least, is that it sometimes ruins the shot. just a suggestion.

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look at the tallness of my city! chicago

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Rooftop Photo on July 22, 1945


i scanned this in to show you a family photo in the 40's on a rooftop in brooklyn. i'm the 3 year old boy in the pic. my mom is in the back on the right.

Rooftop Photo on July 22, 1945

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Behind the Bernard Shaw


The Bernard Shaw (www.bodytonicmusic.com/bshaw/) is a pub well known for being affiliated with local Dublin graffiti personality Maser with his work adorning walls and wooden hoardings beside the pub. Out of sheer curiosity I decided to explore the sidestreets behind...

Behind the Bernard Shaw