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Public Urinals: Amsterdam

- Peter - Tuesday, May 4th, 2004 : goo

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Chris: 5th May 2004 - 05:57 GMT

Man you were'nt lying when you said public urinals ha.I don't even like going in public BATHROOMS,let alone in the middle of the city!!

Peter: 5th May 2004 - 13:47 GMT

step right up! i suppose it beats having drunks peeing all over the streets...

hasslehoff: 11th Mar 2005 - 12:46 GMT

hasslehoff: 4th May 2005 - 12:27 GMT

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Peter: 4th May 2005 - 13:18 GMT

ahh, the irony...

Jehan: 14th Jul 2005 - 20:12 GMT

this is not new in amsterdam, as i am researching book plates from the 1600s with views of the city at that time and there seemd to bee public urnals throught the city.

Anonymous ( 15th Jul 2005 - 19:34 GMT

What about the ladies???

jeeff: 15th Jul 2005 - 19:49 GMT

they use this:

cafeconleche: 28th Jul 2005 - 05:14 GMT

jeef you've got to be kidding--I went to that website you display ---Good God--women don't actuall use that!!!!!!!!! do they ?????

jeeff: 28th Jul 2005 - 11:24 GMT

haha, well... i've never witnessed it, but then again.. i wouldn't, would i?

joe: 20th Sep 2005 - 16:33 GMT

i think its sick guys peeing urinals in the streets for all girls an ladies to watch how sick this world is? i wouldnt want wife or little girls watching guys pee out in the open.

jeeff: 20th Sep 2005 - 16:34 GMT

in my experience, guys will piss out in the open for anyone to see whether there's a urinal or not.

Peter: 20th Sep 2005 - 16:35 GMT


jose: 20th Sep 2005 - 16:53 GMT

ive DEFINITELY pissed in worse places than a public urinal.. c'mon. if those things were everywhere i probably wouldnt have peed on someones front steps st patricks day

john: 17th Dec 2005 - 21:15 GMT

I want girls to pee in them to!

Samm: 12th Apr 2006 - 14:10 GMT

The girls have some sort of 'pee fetish''s just that we ( guys ) must dig deeper in their fantasies...Have a nice pee time!

elaine: 12th Apr 2006 - 14:18 GMT

you don't need to buy a special pee funnel, if you are a girl and you want to avoid sitting on public loo seats i have heard tell that a 'pringles' lid curled round does the job! (i haven't tried it, because i am mainly howard hughesy about my hands, and i don't mind sitting down on a public loo, and i don't go to festivals)

steve: 16th Apr 2006 - 16:19 GMT

i agree with joe. it is pretty suck

EvilGentleman: 16th Apr 2006 - 19:45 GMT

I see from the design of these public urinals that actually, unless the guy was extremely well-endowed, thus causing him to pee from a few steps further back than usual, all the person walking past will see is the backside of the guy, without actually seeing any private parts or the like. Ingenious design, wish they had them here. Can't begin to tell you how many times I would have found these handy, especially since almost every washroom in this city is either reserved for the clientele only or located in a private residence.

emmajane: 3rd May 2006 - 14:50 GMT

any girl waearing a skirt can pee in these, just pull the knickers aside, stand facing the urinal, position yourself over the hole and pee.

Cosmo: 28th Aug 2006 - 17:44 GMT

Not sure how it works in Europe, but I am certain that over here in Detroit punks would urinate all over the thing, not just into the hole, thus rending the entire surface sticky and disgusting, and I would not want to get near it.

Instead, I have these for when I can't find a "regular" bathroom: I found mine in one of those stores that sells canes, walkers, etc for the elderly and people recovering from surgery, etc.

ksedge: 28th Aug 2006 - 21:55 GMT

wow, i'm in shock. i can't believe this is actually true. they could at least build a little structure around it. or, i've heard in some places in europe they have public bathrooms with two way mirrors for walls so no one can see you but you can watch everyone walk by. can anyone confirm this?

jack: 29th Aug 2006 - 00:57 GMT

its amazing how all of you enjoy talking about peeing.

Cosmo: 29th Aug 2006 - 01:59 GMT

It is one of the more satisfying things in life. (let that be an indication of the quality of my life :-).

Kelsey Grammar: 24th Jan 2007 - 00:33 GMT

oh my god. shoot me. shoot me now. and actually, having a hypohetical argument with yourself... wow.. that was good.

dude: 15th Mar 2007 - 18:42 GMT

its natural for guys and girls to pee out side theres nothing rong with that

basketballer: 16th Mar 2007 - 15:48 GMT

a lot of guys would have trouble aiming in those things, they can barely hit the urinal to begin with

Peed: 24th Mar 2007 - 05:27 GMT

Amazing how people react to this excellant design. You can't espose yourself!

CarlosZ: 26th Apr 2007 - 23:02 GMT

We have them here in London now as well - I've used them many times especially after a night out when public toilets are locked. They're easy to use and most guys seem to hit the hole (no pools of pee around them)

Karen: 27th May 2007 - 17:19 GMT

I think it is nice that they feel free to use them come on this is not the USA where we are private, why are you worried about your children watching someone pee in a urinal? Look at the USA we have sick men kissing each other in front of us, women doing the same, I find, that even grosser than a man =peeing= besides it is how you are raised and that is there country, not ours. We let Mexicans carry a flag of another country here to show that they want to live here. Want medical guess again, want housing guess again.. if you are an American working class you wont get is only available for wetbacks and street people.. Want to get your SSD while you are out sick from your job.. guess again... you have to be off work for a year.. Welcome to our country, and you have a problem with someone relieving themselves .. Lord help us all...

Carl: 11th Jul 2007 - 04:52 GMT

No one has mentioned having a bowel movement. Where is this accommodated in public batrooms?

mia: 11th Jul 2007 - 05:03 GMT

I rather see some guy's back agains this public urinals, than a guy traying to hide while relieving himself next to a tree or a wall. There are more chances of seeing something that way. Bravo for the Ned's!

Dumer: 11th Jul 2007 - 05:55 GMT

Don't know how comfortible i would be with it but when you gotta go, you gotta go !

sasquatch-a-Juan: 11th Jul 2007 - 06:40 GMT

Gals don't actually need a funnel or other aplliances to pee while standing, although a portable kitchen funnel will do the trick, too. Otherwise, they can stand with feet 18" apart, "open it up" and ready, aim, fire! It works, but aiming the stream is not as accurate as with male equipment (which is also known to miss the mark).

Jen: 11th Jul 2007 - 08:07 GMT

First of all Karen you need to go to another place to talk about being against one another because you are being racist and that this is NOT the topic is talking about. The TOPIC is public urinals and how people feel about it. Second of all I Think that it is a good idea but I do agree with some of the people privacy is a good thing and it shouldnt be exspose to younger children because they havent gone thru the understanding of quote "pubity". There should be some kind of a wall that or a small screen that will protect the children and also respect their privacy while they use the urinals.

Huggy : 11th Jul 2007 - 14:53 GMT

I find these urinals so much better than in Paris. It costs 1 franc to use an inclosed toilet located on the street, but a lot of Frenchies find it easier (and cheaper)to urinate against any convienient wall, and let it run down the sidewalk to the gutter by the curb. GROSS!!!!!! One of the dirtiest places in Europe.

rightondude: 12th Jul 2007 - 03:16 GMT

i have no issue with the design, or with people using them in public. however, i am pee shy, and can't imagine being able to use one of these unless i was about to piss my pants or was drunk. i'm curious what other guys do to help them be able to pee when other people are around.

nikkiy: 12th Jul 2007 - 03:47 GMT

for all of the females you do not have to use a bag or a pringles lid. By law you can gointo the resturants there and they have to let you use the bathroom.

GEO: 12th Jul 2007 - 04:25 GMT

I think they are convenient and much safer. I don't expect them to planted ouside an outdoor cafe. I live in NYC and the public restrooms attract more weirdos than flies; just milling about triing to start a conversation with me whilst I pee: "Don't I know you from somwhere...."

Tom: 15th Jul 2007 - 18:21 GMT

When I was in Vietnam w/ the Army years ago we had what they called piss tubes on our compound. It was a corrugated steel tube about 18" diameter covered w/ screen material. It was sunk in the ground and had a waist high barricade on one side. Took some to but saved time running to a latrine. Only problem was Vietnamese folks would sometimes come up and look to see what size you were!! That you never got used to !

Jay: 15th Jul 2007 - 20:29 GMT

these type accomadations are nothing "new" in Amsterdam, or any large city in Holland, the older ones are a multi urinal screen barracade type you walk into and use, with only the head and feet visable. Paris as said has the enclosed self cleaning type, (same as were tried in San Francisco) for .25 cents (may have gone up by now) you go in and when done it locks up and totally robotically cleans itself up for the next use!!! those are the best around and should be in every large city where bathrooms are an issue?? i find nothing wrong or disgusting with any of the examples shown, only in America do we have "issues" with these things... its no wonder there are so many ill people in the states as we seem to have trouble allowing are little darling children deal with the plain facts of life at least until we consider them adults or 18 or sometimes not even then? face it, Europe has been around for a long time and is a mature culture, we here are still in our infancy as a country and culture. anything to do with normal bodily functions are considered indecent and off limits to discussion or education...i.e. sexual education equals teen pregnancy and STD's rather than to educate our children about any of that. Oh, and to Karen above, there is NOTHING wrong with two men or women kissing or having a mature relationship, again...only in our weird American culture is everything shocking to the soul and our puritanical Victorian wonder we have so many sicko uncles and fathers molesting their own family members here???

Jan: 15th Jul 2007 - 23:42 GMT


There is a well know furniture store in Natick, Massachusetts called Jordan's. They have an IMAX theater in it and the ladies room there has the two way police glass and you don't notice it until you sit down. It is SO funny when someone goes in there the first time!!!

The design of these is interesting but even if I were a guy I would like a bit more privacy, not to mention that others don't really want to watch or end up on UTUBE!!!

Cat: 15th Jul 2007 - 23:56 GMT

I like this equipment for ladies. However, everyone, what about handwashing afterwards? I supposed you might carry one of the sanitizing hand rubs. Very kind and dignified affair for the elderly and infirm.

Bob Miller: 18th Jul 2007 - 20:49 GMT

What is wrong with people pissing in public. Oh my god!

anon ( 18th Jul 2007 - 23:13 GMT

i wish, i wish, i wish - i could understand the human psyche. we are all so opinionated and so underknowledged (i made up that word) in every facet of life, from God to urinals. hopefully, some day, we will all be enlightened and be able to live as we should now - in peace, harmony and understanding. wouldn't it be nice?

Denmon: 18th Jul 2007 - 23:32 GMT

Yes cant we all just get along. We were killing each other from the time we crawled out of the cave and we will continue to do so till we go extinct and if you think anything else you are an idiot.

James: 22nd Jul 2007 - 07:39 GMT

I think that this is terrible, Little girls walk by and see them peeing, this is wrong, they could of at least made them a tiny bit more private

Julie: 22nd Jul 2007 - 21:38 GMT

My only question is why did they make them so ugly. Why not make them blend in to the scenery.

Frustrated: 25th Jul 2007 - 02:15 GMT

I don't mean to sound uptight and can understand that some country's embrace this practice, but we have no privacy in the world anymore. Going to the restroom is a very personal thing and I personally don't think it needs to be shared with everyone else. I can't even handle same sex restrooms sometimes, there's nothing worse than going to a public place and all the ladies are bombarding the men's room. I know the lines are long, but please, let's have some decorum. Think I better change my name to Uptight.......

JessicaMarie80642: 26th Jul 2007 - 12:38 GMT

I think It's a good Idea. I have had NUMEROUS friends be arrested or citationed for peeing in public behind a car or in a parking garage when they were drunk because they had to go so bad. I would much rather it be legal and Covered up- you can't really see any of the guys junk from what I can tell- Because frankly- IT'S JUST NATURAL TO PEE! When ya gotta go- you gotta go!

male123: 26th Jul 2007 - 14:53 GMT

If they blended into the scenery we would never see them.
We are already accused of not being able to hit the mark.

female just wondering: 26th Jul 2007 - 16:23 GMT

Question? is any one concerned with washings ones hands when your done peeing? Don't know how santitary this would be to continue with out washing , but I do see many with
the opportunity to wash and don't.

Dick: 26th Jul 2007 - 21:08 GMT

When I was a kid I asked my father who was a doctor whether it was important to wash one's hands after urinating. He replied that urine does not carry disease causing organisms. Urine is just eliminating waste materials from the body such as urea. Feces, of course are a different matter.

I think those devices used on the streets of some European cities make a lot of sense.

Also, I see nothing wrong in two guys or two women kissing. Grow up. Get over it! Europeans are generally much more sensible regarding this subject as well. We are such prudes in the United States!

Kitty: 27th Jul 2007 - 20:12 GMT

I am a military brat who was born in Japan. My early years were spent in public bath houses, and not the type you hear about in San Fransisco. This is where you soak in a big bathtub made for twenty. Men and women bathed in the same waters, after showering of course, but it was natural. If you had to pee you went. If America were not so sexualy orienated this would be seen as natural and not "gross", or "OMG don't let the children see". We were meant to be nude. The fact that other countries accomodate the urge to pee is great. As long as we have small and or narrow minded people here in the U.S. we will never get over the idea that nudity = sex and deprivation. Peace to all

kayla: 27th Jul 2007 - 21:35 GMT

this is just weird, just plain weird, i wouldnt want to see these outside of anywhere, its gross,

joey: 27th Jul 2007 - 22:56 GMT

we could use some of them in the oakland / berkeley area

Eric: 12th Aug 2007 - 21:15 GMT

Wow, what a thread! I've always been amazed at peoples attitudes toward peeing. Unfortunately, it's something that every living human does. We don't breath or blink in private. The age old myth that washing your hands after peeing is "more sanitary" is just that, a myth handed down by our conservative ancestors. Now, washing hands after shopping makes a lot more sense!! For Kayla, who thinks "it's just plain weird", please tell us WHY and what makes this concept wrong. Why should a little girl witnessing the backside of a man standing there (not really seeing anything) be shielded from such an event? How is this traumatic? Kitty is correct! The US wallows in double standards. Everyone has their own moral opinions and yet the US leads the world in sexual corruption, violent sex crimes, rape, etc...

Pep: 23rd Aug 2007 - 20:18 GMT

you are completely right, Eric. I even think about trade some for my own city. I assure, it's much worse the smell and walk over one hundred "urinary discharges" spreading over the street.

joe: 2nd Sep 2007 - 20:19 GMT

I loved these. I just used them this weekend on my quick business trip there. This sure beats having tons of people pissing in the alley ways. Bar hopping, and drinking mass quantities of beer these worked out great. Whats the big deal, when there is sex shops everywhere, girls selling themselves, open drug use, and minors in the pubs?

ateeple: 6th Sep 2007 - 18:14 GMT

the only way you are really going see the guys stuff is if you walk up behind him and stick your face right into it. from what i can see it is hidden pretty well from view. would you rather use one of these or have some drunk going on your shoes?

stevie: 28th Sep 2007 - 13:06 GMT

Get over yourselves! I have lived in Europe, Amsterdam specifically, and over there people are not so prissy. Peeing is part of life. Penises are part of every guy. Trust me, no one there thinks you or your penis are special enough to gawk at while you pee. The pissuers are tacky for sure, but they are better than nothing, and the ancient city center is crowded and there is always some guy who is ready to pee anywhere, so it is best that the pissuers are there, I think. In some places, especially further south in Europe, you will notice that some buildings have a sheet of metal against an outside wall. That is there for men to piss against. Gross yes, but better than random peeing everywhere. I saw these in {New Zealand{ too. More popular there is the open trough. That is another story for another day I, suppose.

doris: 29th Sep 2007 - 16:34 GMT

Dont they stink??? and the womens funnel looks like something you would eat your chips out of!!

sadil: 30th Sep 2007 - 19:05 GMT

hey i dont think thats true but may b it is?any way i understand only friends can do this so any lady wanan b my friend and to do so i will be there its my id so pls join pretty ladies i m waitting for u

Sweaty: 13th Oct 2007 - 00:58 GMT

If you don't like them, don't use them. Whatever you think is offensive is occuring in your head since you can't actually see anything. It makes me crazy when people are upset and want someone else do something about what they themselves are thinking. Or even worse,when they try to get me to stop thinking what they think I'm thinking!

Cindy: 13th Oct 2007 - 19:30 GMT

I think these are a great idea. After living in several college towns, and seeing random drunks pissing everywhere, these would be a welcome change.
My only question is, how do they work? Is there a drain or something underneath it, or does it have to be emptied out? Also, do they get hosed off once in awhile, or is that just when it rains?

bob: 26th Oct 2007 - 15:17 GMT

seems to me if god wanted us to go around naked we would
have been born without any clothes on..just a thought

the bob

spike: 31st Oct 2007 - 17:48 GMT

do these contraptions constitute a degrading and humiliating treatment of men and thereby contravene some human rights/gender laws?

Beanz: 17th Dec 2007 - 18:58 GMT

Whoever pees on the street is a dirty bastard anyway, firstly the person in question does not wash their hands after urinating, secondly children especially little girls do not wanna be walking past grown men urinating. Fucking disgusting!

confess: 18th Dec 2007 - 15:41 GMT

Like most men I have pissed in the street when out drinking. We got these piss pots in the UK now - usually put out by taxi ranks, bus stops and such at weekends. I theory a good idea but I've only seen a couple of guys use them - most blokes would still rather nip up an alley out of sight.

i do it too: 30th Dec 2007 - 02:47 GMT

Jeez.....get mover it. When I have a nature call and there is no public facility, I do find some discreet location to relieve myself. I have actually seen a motorcycle cop urinating on bushes late one night. We do what we need to do.

i do it too: 30th Dec 2007 - 02:47 GMT

Jeez.....get over it. When I have a nature call and there is no public facility, I do find some discreet location to relieve myself. I have actually seen a motorcycle cop urinating on bushes late one night. We do what we need to do.

Plasticbricks: 16th Jan 2008 - 19:44 GMT

Does anyone know who makes these public urinals and where I may be able to purchase one? Seems kinda handy for the next time I throw a

austin: 20th Jan 2008 - 04:47 GMT

lol @ plasticbricks. when's the party? i'm so there dude.

Plasticbricks: 20th Jan 2008 - 12:54 GMT the 'tude Austin. Help me hook one of these babies up and your invite will be in the mail asap!

vanessa: 20th Jan 2008 - 19:28 GMT

oh. my. god.

austin: 20th Jan 2008 - 21:22 GMT

ya just better hope that thing doesn't spring a leak. lmao.

bobovirginianis : 25th Jan 2008 - 00:53 GMT

this is kinda good but kinda funny....ha ha ha!!!!!!!

girlpower: 23rd Feb 2008 - 04:57 GMT

u r all disgusting!!! what's your problem????????????????:( :(

girlsrule!: 23rd Feb 2008 - 17:07 GMT

ths would go against the Constitution in the USA. i know there is something about your right to privasy, espacialy where this topic is concerened.

europeaus: 10th Mar 2008 - 09:43 GMT

I think the problem is just inside American brains...

bigsteve: 18th May 2008 - 21:05 GMT

just for all you guys and girls saying negative things about these urinals......... Have you ever been to Amsterdam???? Well if you had you would know no one could see anything at all!!!! Not from the back front or sides and not even when your standing next to someone on them, and with the large police presence in central Amsterdam if someone was running about with their "bits out" they wouldn't get away with it for long the dutch may be liberal but there definately not stupid.

marlin: 4th Jun 2008 - 11:13 GMT

What do you do if you need to do a number two? Drop your trousers for all to see?

Jamie: 4th Jun 2008 - 11:20 GMT

Do you usually shit into the urinals when indoors? That's not what they're for you know. I think you need to go back and read the manual.

Reginald McAdam: 4th Jun 2008 - 11:26 GMT

To the person who said - "firstly the person in question does not wash their hands after urinating"

Seriously. What's the fascination with washing your hands after urinating. If your penis is dirtier than your hands then you need to look at your personal hygiene a little more closely. Your hands, which spend all day touching all kinds of crap harbour more bacteria per square inch than your penis (which you wash regularly right) which lives inside your (clean) underpants thus keeping it clean throughout the day.

Or perhaps you urinate onto your hands, in which case you should pay more attention whilst doing so.

Kyle: 10th Jun 2008 - 04:06 GMT

Only in AMERICA,==In 2008, Do We know have so many prude's verbally speaking out, attempting to perpetuate the FAULTS idea the Penis is Bad or shamefully , or nakedness is shamfull....that is simply for the
T h i n k i n g Person , ridiculous!!!!!!!
Taking a piss is as natural as Breathing, and pissing in an enclosed apparatus made to ketch it, and enough design was thought of to make them more portable than the PORT-A John, that are normally seen in America at large functions where they are rented for the events, No one is going to STOP AND LOCK THERE Eyes on YOUR penis if your using one of these STAND Up URINALS, And it they did what Would they See Besides your PENIS-> and it's most likely the Complainers on the web page, that have the VERY VERY SMALL Penis's that they are so worried about getting SEEN. For Crying out loud people , IN the USA before World war 1, Here in the US at THE Y.M.C A it was the NORM- and and known to everyone that ALL MALES swam NUDE together at the YMCA until the late 70"s when , they were FORCED TO chance the RULES to may the "YOUNG MEN"S CHRISTIAN Association" As it was named Hence YMCA to CO_ ed...allowing the FEW women, who rallied to be able to use the pool, at the same time as the men, So the FEW WEMON , forced a CHANGE to THOUSANDS AND THOUSAND OF MEN< in a MEN"S CLUB! before the YMCA it was Completely ACCEPTABLE AND THE NORM< to take off your clothes to swim in the ocean ,Pond, OR LAKE,and dry off and put clothes on after you were done, There was no QUICK load of Laundry!! no such thing, Laundry was a Back braking Chore, and boy's did not want to make any more work for there mothers! up until the late 8o's it was also the NORM for all Boy's To SHOWER AT School DAILY, with lost of other boy's AMERICAN MEN as a whole society had better body image and body acceptance as a result. there is nothing Wrong with the HUMAN NAKED body, EXCEPT"""THINKING """" makes it so! So RE- THINK your THINKING, THE Bible is Full of NAKED DRAWINGS, there are hundreds of thousands of NAKED STATUES, in all of our CITIES World Wide, WE must RE- LEARN To love and ACCEPT OUR BODIES AS maid BY GOD! and NO SHAME ATTACHED TO OUR PENISES, or nakedness!
GOD Doesn't make mistakes! THIS late'est GENERATION who don't take showers at school after GYM call and re-dress all sweaty and stink the rest of the DAY, and who are so ASHAMED OF THERE BODIES,,,,,is a black EYE ON ALL AMERICANS!!!! no other county Act's of thinks SO perverse about the naked male! WAKE Up _ GROW UP!
and use the BRAIN GOD GAVE YOU ! instead of acting like trained Parrots, just repeating What you HEAR, USE your MINDS pissing is natural , Nakedness is natural, Neither one imply S e x , or SEXUALLY charge Things! and those of you who think they do , NEED TO GET LAID!!!!!

WE ARE BORN NAKED we more less all look the SAME Naked
the average penis Size is 5.9 inches "ERECT" sure some guys are Bigger, But it is not the norm, a bigger penis, Doesn't make a male , any more or less of a man, Ask any Experienced Woman, they will alls tell you it's "" N o T!
the size of the boat.....but more like the motion of the ocean! there just body parts, and they are all good, Do a little Research and you will find out the At the Boy's CLUB in the USA much of the phi cal games were DONE IN THE NUDE, for The piratical REASON OF NOT DIRTYING There clothes until the late 60:s MOST AMERICANS TODAY ARE, NAKED_A _PHOBOS and that is a mental ILLNESS>
Comments : Welcome

Ryan: 27th Jul 2008 - 15:36 GMT

Girls won't be offended. This thing is not used for public masturbation. Get over yourself stupid mummies.

brett: 28th Aug 2008 - 20:55 GMT

these public urinals are a solution for late night drinkers at the weekend in our town centre they are set up at about 8pm when most children arent even in town and its getting dark anyway. public toilets close at 6pm and they are very easy to use as long as you can still stand up they are placed in obvious sight so men will see them and use them instead of soiling the streets its no big deal just seems like a lot of people are shocked as if guys peeing is offensive will all do it its a natural bodily function we live in the 21st century and this should not offend anybody.

Pete: 1st Oct 2008 - 16:44 GMT

These urinal are really cool ! At least when using them you will not have a guy looking over your shoulder while wanking himself. Honestly ladies you have no ide what us straight guys have to put up with while using a urinal.

zagg: 1st Oct 2008 - 18:01 GMT

Come on Pete, be spontaneous and up to new adventures.

nzx445: 23rd Oct 2008 - 20:28 GMT


Tony: 5th Jan 2009 - 02:50 GMT

what the hell is wrong with you people this is amsterdam for god sake, guys piss in the woods all the, these guys are drunk most of the time and its probly better than pissing all over the street...and somehow I doubt that a guy getting drunk in amsterdam, is going to worrie about how clean his hands are...come on people get with the program here the dumb ass country "America" are so absest about such retarded things...grow up people this world is not made up of puppie dogs and flowers, if you dont want your kids seeing these things hmmm heres an idea "DONT BRING THEM THERE!!!" dumb ass conservatives!! get a life and stop trying to controll everyone else!!!

ernst: 22nd Jan 2009 - 01:33 GMT

peter, do you know for sure that barth verhuur make these things? do you have contact details?
thanks alot..

Peter: 22nd Jan 2009 - 01:36 GMT

what, do you think i just pulled that name out of my ass or something? i dont speak dutch. google it, dude. i gave you some leads and you copped out of your part of the deal, so piss off.

get it? piss off? LOL.

kaf: 27th Jan 2009 - 11:05 GMT

I like this and wish the USA had these. I will pee just about anywhere, anytime. Since America does not have these, I just pee outside and have done so since I was 12.

Frank: 3rd Feb 2009 - 09:25 GMT

I like the street urinals and wish that they were available in the U.S. I could see them at construction sites and running events (marathons and 10Ks)at first. After a while, they would be accepted just about anywhere.

anon ( 8th Feb 2009 - 01:32 GMT

Pee-affirming dudes (and adventurous!) may want to join the following group:

For fans of European and Asian style casual outdoor peeing, it's a real treat! Something everyone needs to realize is that the English-speaking world is uniquely uptight and sexually paranoid about peeing outdoors. Indeed, men's indoor urinals -- even in America -- used to be just a "big wall" or trough that all the guys peed into, without any problem. It's only from about 1980 onward that we've suddenly seen the super-privatization of men's urinals in America, with these ridiculous "shame shield barriers" rammed between the individual units. As late as the 1970s, nobody ever had any problem about guys peeing together the way guys have always done before...and private stalls are (of course) always available for pee-shy guys who prefer to use them. Beginning from Reagan's Presidency, this country took a hard lurch toward the uptight Puritanical and sexually-paranoid Christian Fundamentalist right-wing. It's been a disaster for America and Americans, on all sorts of levels. Let's hope we soon "get over it".

Peter: 8th Feb 2009 - 06:40 GMT

For fans of European and Asian style casual outdoor peeing, it's a real treat!

now thats something you dont hear every day...

Peed there: 25th Feb 2009 - 04:14 GMT

The urinals are a great idea except for the fact that they don't actually have holding tanks. The urine comes out th bottom and pools up in the street at the closes low point. I noticed nobody mentioned that part.

There was one right beside the canal by the old church in the Red Light district. All the piss pools in front of the church. Pretty gross.

Dutchy: 17th Jun 2009 - 13:12 GMT

approximately 50% of these public urinals were connected to the Amsterdam sewerage system last Queen's day (30th of April), while the city board is trying to get more connected on mass events like these (this is already an increase of 60% compared to last year).
the others simply have a container inside that, yes, overflows if full.

Christiaan: 27th Jul 2009 - 12:44 GMT

Hi:street urinals have interested me for a while, so I have already commented on it at

Rael: 31st Jul 2009 - 19:51 GMT

Maybe the little girls shouldn't be hanging around outside the bars/pubs in the first place. These are probably used most at night by drunks (like me)....

Sarah: 31st Jul 2009 - 20:49 GMT

Why is it so horrible for a child to see a man and know that he is peeing if all the child can see is the man's back? How can peeing publicly be such a disgusting thing if the urine is going right down a drain and the public doesn't see any unclothed parts?
Would it be better if these men just whipped it out a peed on a corner?
I like the design of these, though they could be made to blend in with the surrounding architecture a bit more.

It would be nice to see more public bathrooms for women in cities like Amsterdam, since most of the toilets available for the public require a purchase or charge for access.

me-mo: 1st Aug 2009 - 17:48 GMT

We are talking about natural bodily functions,everyone does it.United States is so prudish,about everything.Sexuality,nudity,open mindedness,etc.The Puritans really did a number on this country,I have lived in a few different countries around the world,but I never lived in a more repressed society than,here in the U.S.

SamTan: 3rd Aug 2009 - 10:34 GMT

I first used one of these about 7 or 8 years ago I think, on a heavy night out in swansea in wales uk. I was busting for a slash and walking down a lane between the pubs and my first (very) drunken thought was whether it was either going to be over the BMW convertible or the locked up shop door... then I saw that thing for the first time and thought it would be even funnier to use that than to pee on the BMW. I see them quite often now, and in a number of cities around the UK I have been to I have spotted them. i wouldnt really consider using one under normal circumstances, but the council had placed it perfectly to catch the people who were thinking of using the quiet lane to relieve their drunken bladders, which is the exact point of these i think

megan: 8th Sep 2009 - 21:18 GMT

I could use one. I can use a urianl just as well as a man can. It isnt hard and I dont need a device that attaches to my person. No I dont have penis either

trick: 18th Sep 2009 - 19:59 GMT

Some thing like this would come in handy in Philadelphia for us mummers!!!

rossmky: 10th Nov 2009 - 17:51 GMT

Used one during Carnival in Switzerland, best idea ever.

Lulu: 24th Nov 2009 - 19:21 GMT

I'm only up for them if they could be shaped a little friendlier for the ladies to use, too... and why not have smaller ones for kids (in public where the parent can keep an eye on them)? I'm talking a slightly lower or rounder hole, and like I've seen many in China, why not a swinging door that is like a thick shield around the middle (for chicks who have to hike up/down pants or shorts)? Keeps it easy to use, keeps it a urinal, and allows all the public to use it. Men-only use isn't fair and helps keep the women "inside", so it's a question of potty taxes better not be going to a "public facility" that I can't use.

Tommy: 2nd Dec 2009 - 00:46 GMT

I just returned from Amsterdam. I visited during the US Thanksgiving. I am a typical american male. Frankly, these things are great. Most of the travel in the city is done on foot or on bike. Thus, lots more time spent outside with a full bladder (if you were at the pub and left before your 15 minute walk home, etc. Yes, some child may know that you are in the bathroom, but they are not going to see your dork (they hide all well enough). If Dutch parents are concerned that their child will see or hear, they will cross the street away from the urinal. That simple. For those that asked about #2, if you cannot hold that till you get home from the pub or wherever you should see a Dr. The urinals are not designed for #2. It is shame that the women cannot use these without more embarrassment or getting wet. I know some females have indicated that they sure would like to use one of these if they were just a bit more private (current designs are not really made for women turning around and squatting. The female bits would be exposed to other users or the public; depending on the design). The paper funnel proposed by one user would work as long as the female is okay exposing the exposed rear-end to another user or the neighborhood (the green and concrete versions hold two men facing in the opposite direction).

me: 19th Dec 2009 - 17:22 GMT

u r ideots i

Live: 22nd Dec 2009 - 18:21 GMT

FYI, women can pee standing up too. It's called the Freshette. It's awesome. I've used it - out in nature, but wouldn't put it past me to use it in one of those Amsterdam public urinals, too. I'm also American, and I agree with that statement above about the U.S. being a prudish society. Totally repressed. Anyway, those public urinals are a great idea. Better than peeing on a wall. Imagine, the smell of some buildings from the outside!

attic23: 23rd Dec 2009 - 05:34 GMT

wow talkin bout this makes me have to piss

albe happy in Victoria B.C.: 8th Jan 2010 - 10:34 GMT

Finally got a fixed art designed urinal that's plumbed to city sewers, but the maintance cost is 40 grand a year... seems gravity gets the piss to go down the sewer ,I thought ,but I am mere mortal.
We do have the urinal portables like the Amsterdam ones ,but every sunrise they are taken off the streets, we are a big college town btw.
The pop-up urinal cost was prohibitive. Take a tour of the urinal we are close to the US border.

Rodney: 21st Jan 2010 - 01:06 GMT

In response to Joe saying it is sick. He is typical of most Americans ignorance in things non-American. "Most" of the world isn't as hung up on bodily nudity, functions, or sexuality as we Americans are.
You need to travel the world a little my friend, before you make grievous comments on other cultures being sick or not.
What is sick, is that the United States is the richest nation on earth, yet we have poor and starving right on our own streets, under our own stuck up noses.

Interesting.: 10th Feb 2010 - 05:36 GMT

I think those are pretty brilliant. I have been to many festival/street fairs where guys just whip it out even standing in a crowd and go where they are, rather than have to find the bank of port-o-lets and wait for the girls who are desperately trying to pee without having any part of their anatomy, or belongings touch any part of the port-o-let (which of course takes 3x as long). Something like these, strategically placed would really help, I think. Also, in major cities where the homeless population is high and condensed these would definitely improve the problem of public urination, especially if they were somehow plumbed to some drainage.

Uncle B: 11th Feb 2010 - 02:11 GMT

Save the piss! Great for fertilizing gardens when diluted! Free Fertilizer! Good for house-plants too!

boobear: 14th Feb 2010 - 17:31 GMT

used a lot in small airplanes

anned: 3rd Mar 2010 - 06:05 GMT

When i was 11 my father worked for the US government in Germany.
I was raised naturist and in Germany my family went to many naturist/fkk beaches lakes areas.
Kids in Germany did not think twice about just peeing when they felt the need girl boys up to 16 or 17.
I never had a problem with talking to a German girl or boy and having them just start peeing while we were talking.

It took me a couple months to be able to just stand and pee without getting bashful. or getting a erection. by the way boys and girls there think nothing of a 11 year old having a erection at a public nude area.
The nudity did not bother me but even though i was raised a naturist/nudist the act of peeing in front of a member of the opposite sex was hard to do.

I do know that the number of rapes and child molestation are a lot lower in Germany.
I believe this is do to the fact that kids grow up not having nudity seen as something that must be hidden

santa kumar tamang: 17th May 2010 - 13:40 GMT

this type of picture is not to open everybody it shoud be always kept with safety

mark brooklyn: 20th May 2010 - 00:43 GMT

I don't understand all the American bashing going on. All countries are entitled to their own etiquette and customs. I have been to Europe including Amsterdam recently and I didn't see any of the urinals in question, however, I would not of used one regardless for any reason. I don't understand how having men urinate in broad daylight on busy streets is preferable in any way than discreetly going into a back alley away from the general public. Bodily functions are natural but also gross (smelly/bacteria) and if the purpose is to eliminate urine in the streets then why not simply build more public restrooms or pass legislation requiring that cafes, etc. make their restrooms accessible to the public. After all many of these business get tax breaks from the city and government. It is fine that there is communal bathing in Japan, age of consent 15 years in Mexico, and street urinals in Amsterdam because that is their choice. I am also entitled to the customs of my country without making an apology to anyone. It is easy for countries with populations under 10 million to criticize a country of 300 million.

David: 21st May 2010 - 00:40 GMT

Good gosh, is nothing sacred. I don't like going in public restrooms if I can avoid it. I sure as heck won't out in the middle of the city where everyone can see when you're pissing.

CarefulONE: 21st May 2010 - 05:20 GMT

Dont pee on your hands! Is it really that hard?

hot girl : 2nd Jun 2010 - 20:32 GMT

that is cool beacuse i like to see guys pee in the internet so it is free to see guys peein the public .

Wayne: 21st Jun 2010 - 09:49 GMT

Anyway done right peeing in a urinal,no one can see what youre doing unless they are looking....

The Bro: 21st Jul 2010 - 01:17 GMT

Beanz: 17th Dec 2007 - 18:58 GMT

"Whoever pees on the street is a dirty bastard anyway, firstly the person in question does not wash their hands after urinating, secondly children especially little girls do not wanna be walking past grown men urinating. Fucking disgusting!"

How do you know little girls don't want to see men urinating? ;)

JusSayin: 1st Sep 2010 - 20:49 GMT

Only thing that makes me angry about these is that they really are not made with women or children in mind. Any mom who has had a lil boy and been out in a public place minus a bathroom would love to have one of these readily available. And come on...not many women would find this design inviting no matter how many beers she's had.... I wish they'd design one with us in mind first and make the guys adapt for Its a good idea puritans, take your "moral fiber" that way -------->>>>

anon ( 26th Sep 2010 - 15:37 GMT

I would wank myself while standing at that urinal

obidient4u: 8th Oct 2010 - 22:24 GMT

It would be nice to have a bench very close by to sit and watch the HOT Sexy guys cocks and pissing..Then if there was no more enpty urinals they could use my mouth for their urinal..Ummm Yummm..

GOMJ: 24th Nov 2010 - 12:59 GMT

KAREN...I am from South Africa...we had aparteid up until 1991 because of people like you...I would rather watch a guy pee in a urinal than have to read your disgusting racist comments...and btw...all humans come from one initial set of ancestors who we have all evolved from (including you), skin colour is just a matter of're an idiot.

Karl: 24th Dec 2010 - 22:32 GMT

What is wrong with all you people being so negative about those Amsterdam urinals. Any downtown area in the US I can smell urine in almost every doorway. Those urinals certainly are great and should also be available here. You see, us European are just more open minded and practicable compared to you born again Christians having still those hang ups from those Pilgrims. If you are disturbed about it and don't want your family to see them then stay away from Europe! BTW, you seem to be fascinated because you took so many photos of them.

Mike: 29th Dec 2010 - 06:16 GMT

Karl you're an idiot. I don't see any Americans complaining except a select few. Most American's don't care though. We are a population of 310 million, so of course we have some conservatives. Europe is the same way. Most Europeans are very prude and uptight about sex. That's why 8 countries in Europe have laws banning porn (Russia, Ukraine, Belarus, Bosnia, Bulgaria, Iceland, Malta, and Lithuania). Not to mention that most European women don't even swim topless anymore. Sunbathing topless is becoming taboo in Europe while it's becoming acceptable in America. I live on South Beach, Florida and most girls go topless here. It's a public beach too.
Stop spreading lies my friend.

Yourin: 7th Jan 2011 - 20:02 GMT

What's to stop some clowns from masterbating into these things when women are around?

BigJohnson: 7th Jan 2011 - 20:17 GMT

While in London on my last visit I was using one of these things and I shook the last few drops off and some dumb English Wanker Thought I was Jerking Off and called the nearest time this American Man will stick to Pissing On English Grave Markers!

Roman: 21st Jan 2011 - 16:22 GMT

In Rome we had urine troughs that were wide open....all you had to do was pull your penis out and let it flow.These were wide open were anybody could see what your girth was worth!

Tripod: 31st Jan 2011 - 23:03 GMT

What a bunch of sissies worrying about somebody seeing guys PP. If I used one of those I would stand back at least a foot just to let those same people that wrote the complaints above take a good gander at my dander. What a buncha prudes!

Benjamin: 1st Feb 2011 - 07:05 GMT

We have these in Manchester, England but they are only out at night.

Stephen: 4th Feb 2011 - 19:52 GMT

I've seen these in a few cities; they're removed each morning to be emptied and cleaned, and returned to the street in the evening. There's another type which is permanently installed, and lowers down into the pavement during the day. I've only ever used them a few times, mainly because I'm seldom out on the streets at night where they are. It would be useful to have one in Sheffield when I have a three hour wait for the overnight coach back to London at about 1:30 in the morning a couple of times each year.

As somebody else has said, these can be used by women, at least when wearing a dress or skirt. I have seen women using them a couple of times, and the first time I saw, and used, one there was a young lady using the position next to me. What's the problem? You can't see anything, and even if you could I doubt that many people would be terribly interested in watching you urinate.

People who are out at night don't suddenly lose the need to urinate when normal daytime facilities close. There should be more of these things.

Jerry: 10th Apr 2011 - 07:11 GMT

Think about how often men pee in front of women anyway. I personally don't see why so many people are offended by this. Better than having them going all over the sidewalks like it is here in the US.

urinalgirl: 13th May 2011 - 17:28 GMT

Young girls like me like to see Boys peeing into urinals.Look on youtube to see how many of us young girls are infatuated with urinals in the boy's or men's room's.I have taken many pictures of boys peeing into our street urinals in the UK.I have pictures of Boys having a peeing contest at a pop-up in London.They stood as far back as they could and whoever peed into the funnel from the farthest won and it was me and my friends who furnished the drinks so they could have another go at the street loo.Life is a pisser!

AmericanLongPisser: 13th May 2011 - 17:36 GMT

The problem with pop-up urinals on American Streets is that we have a society of hiding the weasel and this would make it exciting for some to jack-off while women are walking by.So Instead of being normal going into a store to drain their vein they would go out into the street tO BEAT THEIR MEAT!

uri-lift cleaner: 13th May 2011 - 17:42 GMT

It's hard for a good cleaning woman to get a clean shiny look on the plastic pissers but it is alot easier to get a good spit-shine on the brushed stainless uri-lift...they are alot easier to lick clean!

phil: 25th Jun 2011 - 14:27 GMT

i think i would get hard pissing in one then jerk off so everyone can see me cum too

HowItReallyIs: 2nd Jul 2011 - 08:43 GMT

There's a simple solution for the people who are so concerned about females who don't want to see a guy pissing...don't look. Well look at that, problem solved. Don't get mad at us because we always have places to piss and have toilets that are free to use when we need them, your the ones that crowd up your own bathrooms using them for makeup and meeting rooms thus rendering them completely useless which is why you always end up using ours anyway so these urinals most likely benefit you as much as us like everything else that was originally designed for men.

Haekel: 11th Jul 2011 - 10:33 GMT

That isn't a simple solution, it's like being in a pool and asking for a no pee section. What idiot would design something like this and then again, what idiot would use something like this.

john: 19th Aug 2011 - 00:29 GMT

i look forward to going to europe to masturbate in one of these things. i won't use them for urination, however, as i prefer to urinate against a wall while out in public

Frank: 24th Aug 2011 - 08:24 GMT

I read it here as I have before: women have the Right by Law to use bathrooms in public establishments, Men DO NOT! THAT is the problem! Change this blatant sexism NOW!
Also, a good point mentioned here was: how about defecating? No accomodation had been made for that!
This is just another level of degradation of men in our society at a time, no less, when the battle cry of "Equality" has been used as an excuse for all sorts of absurd changes that benefit that certain abrasive type of female (know as "FemiNazis") and had disadvantaged men (such as women in prosfession sportmen's locker rooms which quickly led to the invasion of all of our lockerrooms, bathrooms, etc. "Equality" was a false excuse to "guilt" us into submission, and the media which pushed it upon us does nothing to back us when we need some consideration. On the contrary, they will ridicule and/or vilify those men who try to fight their rights and for the rights of other men who are also being so outragiously cheated and abused. In the US, our VP, the Bigot Biden, has repeated refused to back ANY form of mens' rights saying that it might weaken women's rights. In other words, by assuming that men are always wrong, women will always win, and he will do anything to please the largest voting block for his own selfish gain.

zunaid khan: 5th Sep 2011 - 00:13 GMT

This is a touchy subject. I have a gorgeous girlfriend who is also muslim, named tammy adams. We share a healthy sexual relationship. I know what turns my girlfriend on and it takes some effort to turn her on. I usually gauge my success when I notice her panty get wet.

Last week we were driving home in my BMW convertible with the top down. She wore a dress and it blew up her thigh. I cud see her white panty and was turned on that she hadn't realized it was showing. He panty was dry.

We shortly stopped at a stop street were I noticed a black untidy beggar boy, probably aged 12 or so, was pissing against a tree. His penis was facing us and he didn't seem to care.

I noticed my girlfriend glance at him and back at me. Then when she saw me turn the other way, I saw her turn back toward the beggar, from the corner of my eye. I turned back to see what she was looking at and saw her eyes stare directly at the boys cock while he was pissing.

I looked down at her panty and was shocked at how wet it was. It turned her on so much that she called the boy over to give him change. When he approached the car and looked at my girlfriend search for change, I saw him stare at her panties. She is usually extremely shy and conservative even to show her legs. She thought I wasn't looking and she lifted her dress up to her waist for him to see her entire panty.

The beggars cock was still hanging out from his zip and quickly grew into a full cockstand. Then I saw my girlfriend drop a few coins as if my accident between her thighs. As she prepared to pick it up, I saw her purposely move her panty aside so that her puss was showing. And she stretched her panty wider to one side of her thigh to show the full slit of her puss.

I saw the beggar stare at her naked puss and immediately ejaculated. His sperm squirted on my girlfriends thighs and leaked down onto the slit of her puss. Then I noticed liquid leak out from her puss. She also climaxed. The beggar reached between her thigh and put his finger inside his puss. Then he pulled it out and stuck his entire finger inside my girlfriends arsehole. My girlfriend climaxed again. I was disgusted.

Sam: 30th Sep 2011 - 11:35 GMT

I really love how the UK thinks. They're really got it all together.
I was born and raised in the US, and if you ever meet a US tourist out and about, do try and treat them with the same respect as anyone else.
Especially the younger crowd - they're growing more mature each day. Small steps, I suppose.
It's really not our fault - it's the uptight mothers and, no offense, older people who are stuck in their ways, who always kick up such a fuss over the simplest things.

There are certain things that we're all going to have to see eventually, women, kids - all of us. If something you'd rather not see catches your eye, you have the ability to turn your head and be on your way. Don't rant and rave about privacy this and hygiene that. Just respect this for what it is.

And awesome public urinal. :|

daniel: 30th Sep 2011 - 20:40 GMT

wow..americans are prudes. Lighten's only dirty if you make it that way. nothing but hang ups and as a matter of fact I totally enjoy kissing another man if hes hot lol

Chris: 9th Nov 2011 - 09:41 GMT

Strange isn't it. We in the 'civilised' world - the one that causes the most wars and kills the most people - educate our young to 'not touch yourself down there' and that they must always relieve themselves hidden from view. Then they spend most of their lives from puberty to sixty plus trying to get at, see, touch etc 'down there'.
I can never see why what's common to every mammal on earth, as well as mankind, needs to be so secret. If we saw it every day, I reckon there's be less sex crimes etc, because what's common place is no longer taboo and thus compelling.

Bob: 3rd Dec 2011 - 17:55 GMT

I used these in Amsterdam. A bit odd the first time, but no big. What bugged me more was that many folks seemed fine with peeing on a wall in broad daylight. Why, when these things are all through the city and are free?

In Turkey where I live it's never a problem; all mosques have a bathroom, and there are public toilets (pay, but they're mostly kept clean) in any busy area.

ali : 18th Feb 2012 - 13:21 GMT

i cannot agree. as having seen both several places in turkey and amsterdam; very clearly, in amsterdam the toilets are clean, in turkey, especially in mosques, they are not. indeed, there is a very famous saying in turkey, for dirty places, which is 'like toilet of a mosque'

Pete: 8th Mar 2012 - 19:06 GMT

These street urinals are ideal for most guys desperate for a pee, and should cause no offence to other people unless they are prudes. But how would guys who are pee-shy manage ? They often find that peeing outside is easier than indoors, so perhaps they would have no problem. And trying to use one might in fact help them to overcome their fear of being overlooked when peeing. Any comments from pee-shy guys ? I'm actually onea of those guys and would like to try one myself but there are none in this area.

anon ( 17th Sep 2012 - 06:51 GMT

Have used a smaller version when I was in Amsterdam, really I was happy to have found it and managed to take a piss as public as it was.

Sue: 7th Nov 2012 - 08:55 GMT

These open air urinals should be banned
I have seen guys masturbating at them, hoping that a woman would see them as she walks past
What has the world come to Disgusting remove them Now!!!

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