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jack: 19th Oct 2007 - 20:42 GMT

so there i am 5 years old standing on bay parkway and 86th street waiting for a trolley with my grandmother, vincenza (the ice pick), and she looks down at me and say's,"jacomino, why you look so serious" and i look up at her and say, " mama, perche, why should i be worried about the ozone layer" and she say's, "e figlio mio, you know when you passa the wind, you ever think where it goes, well it goes upa there over the ozone layer into the farta zone, and if there is a hole in the ozone layer, the farts agonna come right down ona you head", "ahso" i said, so all of you out there in citinoiseland make sure you take care of the ozone layer.

whatthe?: 18th Oct 2008 - 14:12 GMT

Dude you are totally right. I thought they'd all look like Sophia Loren too! Whats with all that grey hair?

Editor: 9th Jan 2009 - 03:43 GMT

Sorry Ilona, I had to close comments on this because for some reason its attracting tons of horny/spammy traffic from folks googling " woman". Go figure!

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